May 2013
maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
bunnywith:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
jpgay:
wow attractive people must have so much fun on tumblr
koishy:
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
theanti90smovement:
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
yesimbeyonce:
me at your funeral
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
gaysexistheanswer:
hungarian:
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
lady-seitan:
betweentheknees:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
James
nevermindbleachinutero:
dayandnightitsjustlife:
the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
oh my god
